Archive for the ‘tweet’ Category

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-05

Friday, September 5th, 2008

I've had no less than three offers from friends/family to loan me money until payday but I'm too proud to take them. Damn. # I just adopted my first ever random follow on twitter. I mean, @MarlowH started it, but I've never reciprocated a random follower before. # Fucking christ, did the ...

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-04

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Typo'd a search for an mp3 on Amazon and got some hilarious results: http://tinyurl.com/5bsmaz # I had a really creepy dream last night involving a wedding dress, prom, Nate, coed showering, and Ken's wife breaking my thumbs. # What makes peter gabriel so sad? # Powered by Twitter Tools.

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-03

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

It's not fair of me to say the things I say. At the very least I should work them out so they sound the way I mean them. # I would really love to see the camera panning to the retard that keeps howling at the microphone every time they pause ...

Twitter Updates for 2008-09-01

Monday, September 1st, 2008

It's annoying that everyone in this sun-forsaken state has to say that a hot and sunny day is a "nice" day, by definition. # I had a slice of pizza to go with my medicine, and it made me hungry so I ate another. Now I'm even hungrier! Dude, feed me! ...

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-30

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

I am a spaghetti engineer! # I am sad that my mom got into mensa not because it isn't awesome but because I can't get in and I'll disappoint her. Again. # I took all of my meds this morning except that one. I wish he didn't think he needs to make ...

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-29

Friday, August 29th, 2008

Dude I think my awesome sister is going to make me a beer slut for halloween. This is awesome! # Quoting @warrenellis, Gov Palin is "confused on gay issues". *snicker snicker* # I keep fearing they're going to hear the tears that are always right behind everything I say. Fuck this. I'm ...

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-28

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I'm pretty sure Nate wants me to stop fondling him during the DNC. Okay, fair enough, 'cause Joe Biden's mom is adorable, but not that hot. # Also, I think he'd like me to stop making jokes about this whole DNC ridiculousness. # I got paid and now I has no dollars. ...

I quit my antidepressants a mo…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I quit my antidepressants a monthish ago. I think that might be what's so fucked up about my headworkings lately.

@iamian Srsly. Try a different…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

@iamian Srsly. Try a different one before giving up on them. When they work well, they're so worth it.

I got paid and now I has no do…

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

I got paid and now I has no dollars. Sad. I really wanted to buy groceries or something this week.

Twitter Updates for 2008-08-27

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

I'm so farking bored at work today. # Powered by Twitter Tools.

Also, I think he’d like me to …

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Also, I think he'd like me to stop making jokes about this whole DNC ridiculousness.

I’m pretty sure Nate wants me …

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

I'm pretty sure Nate wants me to stop fondling him during the DNC. Okay, fair enough, 'cause Joe Biden's mom is adorable, but not that hot.

I’m so farking bored at work t…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

I'm so farking bored at work today.

Erh … that was @iamian

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Erh ... that was @iamian

Come Fuck Me’s … I’ve been c…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Come Fuck Me's ... I've been craving sexy boots and an excuse to wear them.

I found the CFMs I was looking…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I found the CFMs I was looking for last night, I just had to look on ebay. It's a good thing I'm broke, or I'd have no dollars left.

I have ten thousand ideas of w…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

I have ten thousand ideas of what I want to dress for for Halloween. How come I can't dress up every month?

@iamian I come up with the onl…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

@iamian I come up with the only thing on the internets sexier than CFMs that I'll never buy.

@iamian linky to the lappy!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

@iamian linky to the lappy!