Archive for the ‘voodoo’ Category

SLIDING DOORS???

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

Dude, so here is a funny story! My best friend in school taught me how to masturbate. I mean, it wasn't all like porno or anything. We were in 4th grade or something. But anyway! A couple years later I moved away. We lost touch. I occasionally try to look her ...

sweater curse

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I wrote an entry the other day about this phenomenon in my other journal. If it weren't STILL DOWN, I'd post this entry there, but I don't want to lose this in the meantime. Oh, God, this poor woman.

bite my lip and close my eyes

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Oh, Green Day. Why can't I get you out of my head? Between you and Offspring, my brain is currently on vacation in another decade. I know you want to hit that, I know you want to hit that hit that ... My lips are so sore. It started out that ...

email exchange, minus the exchange

Sunday, January 27th, 2008

It wouldn't be right to post someone else's emails, but I'm happy to share my end of them. Any holes in the middle are your problem ;)

hand me the phone

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

The other morning, the phone rang at some ungodly hour of the morning ... I think like 10. Marcus, having just come home a couple hours earlier after an overnight shift didn't even stir. "Sweetie, hand me the phone, it's on your side of the bed." *snore* *push push* "Marcus, I can't ...

I got to give myself one more chance

Thursday, September 8th, 2005

I meant to mention, though, Laura (my boss) said a prayer for me, and I felt all warm inside. She prayed that it'd be strep, and she said it to Heavenly Father and I just ... Anyway, it made me feel good. And loved.

oh baby

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

d to Momma 9:25 am (10 hours ago) I had a dream last night that was SO vivid, and you were pregnant. Dad was actually pretty cool about it, too, but I think that was the tipoff that I was only dreaming. -- Momma to me 1:46 pm (6 hours ago) Weird! ...