Archive for the ‘not-so-good eats’ Category

rejection

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

I think my body is rejecting Burger King. See, I haven't eaten fast food in so long, but there was a coupon for a free whopper staring at me all morning at work. Then when I left, I realized the coupon expired on the 29th, but it was too late. ...

bite my lip and close my eyes

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

Oh, Green Day. Why can't I get you out of my head? Between you and Offspring, my brain is currently on vacation in another decade. I know you want to hit that, I know you want to hit that hit that ... My lips are so sore. It started out that ...

Deathberries

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I knew that if I ate the whole carton of strawberries, I would regret it, so I didn't. I ate three strawberries, and not even very big ones at that. Now my stomach hurts and I am angry.

This is why I don’t cook

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

So here's what today's menu was supposed to be: Rotisserie'd turkey My grandfather's Deluxe Rolls Mashed potatoes Sweet potatoes Brussels Sprouts Snow peas Key Lime Pie Boston Cream Pie I got up early to get the rolls started. I made the dough, put it in a greased bowl and put the bowl in front of the heater. ...

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Sunday, October 7th, 2007

1004071140.jpg Originally uploaded by dianarchy A piece of chicken kiev left over from yesterday's steam table entree. Now it's on the salad bar and solidified. Uploaded by dianarchy on 4 Oct 07, 11.43AM EDT.

Mr. Noodle - New York Times

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Mr. Noodle - New York Times The news last Friday of the death of the ramen noodle guy surprised those of us who had never suspected that there was such an individual. It was easy to assume that instant noodle soup was a team invention, one of those depersonalized corporate miracles, ...