Archive for the ‘dreams’ Category

The Dark Knight Sucked

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

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eyes, ears, mouth and nose

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

I woke up this morning panicking that my earrings had ripped through my ears in the night. I only have one pair of studs and I lost the back to one of them while putting them in yesterday, so I wore some dangly ones to work and when I got ...

bad dream

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

I had a dream that my mother gave me a card that said, "The rock is huge/The party's a blast ..." then when I opened it it said, "...Call off the engagement/You know it won't last." And since then I've been in a foul mood.

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

It must be that my bowels are very proud of the fact that I've started pooping at Nate's, because now I have gone three times this morning. THREE TIMES OF POOP. My dad said that if I slept in my own bed more, I wouldn't have such crazy dreams. I don't believe ...

strawberries

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

I dreamed last night that I was at the grocery store getting things for dinner, and I saw that there were strawberries on sale. I thought Nate would like some, so I went over to get some, but every carton was moldy. The more moldy containers I found, the more ...

dream a little dream of me

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

I had a dream this morning that I went over to Nate's and he was cooking dinner. I looked over his shoulder and saw that he was sauteeing something, and I think it was squash. Then the coolest thing happened: I realized I was dreaming. Of course, ...