window treatments
I’ve finally moved all my crap into my new house. It was a long, drawn out, painful process and I never want to move again. Even just thinking about helping Nate move in a few months makes me want to throw up. I haven’t even unpacked anything yet. It’s just sitting in boxes in my living room.
We ran into a few snags along the way, to make things even more fun and interesting!
I have a queen sized bed, which is 60″ wide. The distance between the corner of the riser on the stairs and the ceiling above it is not 60″. I’m not sure how high it is, but the fact of the matter is, there is no way to get the bed up the stairs. And don’t give me that, “Oh, you’re just not trying hard enough, I could get it up there!” crap, because it’s crap. This is an old house and every single one of my friends has said that exact same thing and no one can get it up. So right now, the bed is in the dining room. My options are to get the bed through a second-story window (though I still have to measure the windows to see if this is an option), or to sell it and get two twin mattresses and a strip to “zip” them together like this.
For now, the bed is in the dining room, but I have no curtains, so I’ve been sleeping at Nate’s. I tried to get some yesterday, but I have six windows that need covering (and one of them is extra wide, so basically seven). Target’s cheapest curtains were $10 a piece, and there were only 5 left. Even just flat sheets would be fine, but I can’t seem to even find those. I measured the windows for length, too, and if I just draped fabric over the curtain rod, I’d need THIRTY THREE YARDS of fabric, and the cheapest fabric I could find in the ONE fabric store we have in town was $5/yd, plus it was crayon-bright felt. If I had a sewing machine, I would just need 17.5 yards. Well, I have one, but I don’t know how to use it. But anyway, since I’m looking for a no-sew option, I’ve got to double-over the fabric (which probably isn’t a bad thing since I’m looking for privacy here, and one layer of fabric probably won’t provide much).
So I guess it doesn’t much matter where my bed is, since I can’t sleep in the dining room without the whole world peering in anyway. My mom couldn’t understand why I didn’t sleep on the floor the night I closed on the house; it’s been almost a week and I still haven’t spent a night there. I broke down in tears last night at Target because I just want to sleep in my own bed in my own house for fuck’s sake, and I can’t even do that. Nate is tired of me getting hysterical over the tiniest things (as am I), and I’m sure he wants me out of his apartment as much as I want to be out of it. Little things he does are making me more and more crazy the more I’m here, and I can’t even imagine how much I’m irritating him with my little things.