Archive for the ‘belly’ Category

come on home, girl, he said with a smile

Sunday, August 17th, 2008

I love this man. Nate and I went to Portland to hang out with his friends this weekend. It was awesome, as usual. Friday was drinks at Novare Res (for everyone else, of course. I might have tried the raspberry mead I hear was on tap a week earlier, but otherwise ...

Cross-posted!

Monday, May 26th, 2008

Pictures are up at flickr; let me know if things are fucked up over there. I was adjusting things with it last night when I was super jet lagged and I think I'd been up for like 27 hours or something, but my math might be wrong. Time zones confuse ...

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im!

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

It must be that my bowels are very proud of the fact that I've started pooping at Nate's, because now I have gone three times this morning. THREE TIMES OF POOP. My dad said that if I slept in my own bed more, I wouldn't have such crazy dreams. I don't believe ...

peup

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I just pooped and much to my surprise, it was solid. It's crazy! I don't know that I'm doing anything different. It was probably just a fluke. All of this reminded me that I'm going to be spending like 10 nights in a row with Nate and I'm going to have ...

tales from the pooper

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

We went to the new Lowe's today. It was awesome. It even had an awesome bathroom, except that it did not have hooks on the doors for coats/purses, or paper towels in the paper towel holder. On the paper towel holder, but not in it. That's just lazy. I might ...

rejection

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

I think my body is rejecting Burger King. See, I haven't eaten fast food in so long, but there was a coupon for a free whopper staring at me all morning at work. Then when I left, I realized the coupon expired on the 29th, but it was too late. ...

Deathberries

Monday, February 25th, 2008

I knew that if I ate the whole carton of strawberries, I would regret it, so I didn't. I ate three strawberries, and not even very big ones at that. Now my stomach hurts and I am angry.

Oh, the drama

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

What is it with today? I just want to go to bed and not be around anyone for a week. I don't think I can process everything and not scream, let alone work, tomorrow. It started out with dropping Marcus off at the airport this morning. After getting ...

healthy, but not wealthy or wise

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

I have been spoiled by Paulie not waking me up. I slept until 1030 this morning. Oh well. It was too good a dream to interrupt with silly things like productivity or initiative. Psh. I had a doctor's appointment this afternoon. Everything is awesome, except my insulin levels are still ...

elsewhere

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

  mallory noted today, February 10th, 2008 8:15pm Why can't you get pregnant?     dianarchy noted today, February 10th, 2008 8:17pm PCOD. It's not failsafe, but like I told him this morning, that combined with the fact that it's the wrong time of the month for me to be in a pregnant way, ...

PCOD

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

I'm at an increased risk for uterine cancer, even in my 30s or 40s.I won't have children without help.This explains why I have dark skin on my inner thighs.  I'm not part black, Jimmy.This explains my skin tags.This explains my fat tummy (even when nothing else is, which admittedly isn't ...

hand me the phone

Tuesday, August 8th, 2006

The other morning, the phone rang at some ungodly hour of the morning ... I think like 10. Marcus, having just come home a couple hours earlier after an overnight shift didn't even stir. "Sweetie, hand me the phone, it's on your side of the bed." *snore* *push push* "Marcus, I can't ...

s/p lap chole

Friday, August 4th, 2006

First of all, I want to apologize for any notes I left yesterday. I write on two websites, and the people who are associated with the other one (it's a communal diary site along the lines of OpenDiary or livejournal) have been apologized to, but the people who have ...

too hot to think

Saturday, July 15th, 2006

So far this summer has been warm but not hot and I keep thinking, "Dude, what were we complaining about last year? This isn't so bad! Boy am I glad we didn't waste my tax return on an air conditioner!" Holy fuck. That all changed yesterday when the ...

ouchie

Sunday, July 9th, 2006

P7080012 Originally uploaded by dianarchy. So here's what I don't like about skating. You know how when you stand on one foot, you've got all those tiny muscles around your ankle that keep you balanced? Well, when I wear the skates, they ...

chlamydia and gonorrhea

Tuesday, June 27th, 2006

Those were what the last culture was testing for. They came back negative (obviously). I went to my doctor in follow up, and he did another urine dip and sent the rest off for culture. Another negative dip, the culture hasn't come back yet. I broke down and ...

let’s just erase the emergence from emergency, k?

Sunday, June 25th, 2006

Right now, I'm an hour and a half into a dose of Ultram, wondering where the remote is so I can turn the tv off (or at least off Tommy Boy), but finding it increasingly easy to tune it out. I wasn't going to go to the ER today. After ...

looking for words

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

I have taken to quite a few new bloggers lately, including Random Acts of Reality. His most recent post really hit home, considering how guilty I've been feeling about not writing. Let's see if I can catch you up. First off, I went to the doctor (gastroenterologist) on Tuesday. It ...

my back hurts

Saturday, March 11th, 2006

From about the level of the tips of my shoulder blades down to my iliac crests. Also in the front from my diaphragm to the crease my belly makes with my lap. I can't tell if they're related, though. I talked to my mom on the phone tonight. ...

i can live with it, until it kills me

Saturday, February 18th, 2006

A week or so ago, I called my gastroenterologist to make an appointment to see him, per my doctor's instructions. The person I spoke with insisted I was her next call. Right. Anyway, she said they had an opening next Wednesday, but I couldn't take that one ...