I should just shut the hell up and move already, because I’m about to go on another rant about how much my place sucks. FOUR TIMES while on the phone with my mother tonight, we got disconnected. Grrr …

Okay, I don’t have the energy for a rant on cell phone coverage in the boondocks tonight.

Instead, I will mini-rant on the fact that my mother’s healthcare SUCKS and I just want to whisk her over to my hospital so that at least if this shit is going down I know whose ass to kick. Instead, I have to stand idly by while people screw up her tests, excessively irradiate her, and cause more stress than is strictly required.

So … yeah. Any time your deity wants to give me some extra financials, I’m buying two houses in Maine. One for me, and one for her. And my dad, of course. If you want to pass it on to Them, that’d be great, thx.