SLIDING DOORS???
| May 23rd, 2008 at 1:58 |Dude, so here is a funny story!
My best friend in school taught me how to masturbate. I mean, it wasn’t all like porno or anything. We were in 4th grade or something. But anyway! A couple years later I moved away. We lost touch. I occasionally try to look her up on F-book or something, but I never have found her.
Fast forward 4 or 5 years and GUESS WHO TAUGHT NATE TO SMOKE WEED?
I’m not even kidding. We discovered this over breakfast the other morning. It’s like we live in some tiny state where no one ever leaves or something. It would be kind of awesome to get together with her again.
6 Responses to “SLIDING DOORS???”
By iAN | May 23, 2008 at 2:22 | Reply
What the … you were masturbating in 4th grade and Nate was smoking weed in 8th grade?! WHO IS THIS GIRL OF WHOM YOU SPEAK?!
By d | May 23, 2008 at 14:37 | Reply
It was 4th or 6th grade for me (so 5th or 6th grade for her, because she was a year ahead of me the first year we were friends). And Nate is older, and he said he was 15 or 16 … maybe my math is wrong.
By Axl | May 24, 2008 at 12:44 | Reply
That is absolutely ridiculous! Tha’s like…”visiting the bakery he worked at every week” kinda shit.
By d | May 24, 2008 at 15:21 | Reply
Whoops, I was 17 and a senior in high school. It was an… interesting… experience so I didn’t try it again until about a year later.
By Axl | May 25, 2008 at 8:00 | Reply
There is NO WAY I could have masturbated while living at home.
PS does mom read this?
By Nate | May 25, 2008 at 14:44 | Reply
Whoops, that was me… :P