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It’s May, which means it’s a new theme, but it’s also PMS time, so it means I don’t feel like fucking with the theme editor too much. So lots of things look stupid.

I learned yesterday that Mayday (the distress signal) has nothing to do with May Day (the holiday). It derives from the French venez m’aider, meaning ‘come to my aid’/”come [to] help me.”

I wish I could remember where I heard that May Day was where you were supposed to go have anonymous sex in the woods.

I don’t think I like being back on Nuvaring, because it is making me wicked moody. And giving me migraines. But it is better than the alternative!

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  1. On May 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm d Says:

    http://tdh46.typepad.com/mondosapore/2007/05/corinna_went_am.html

    CORINNA’S GOING A-MAYING.
    by Robert Herrick

    GET up, get up for shame, the blooming morn
    Upon her wings presents the god unshorn.
           See how Aurora throws her fair

           Fresh-quilted colours through the air :
           Get up, sweet slug-a-bed, and see
           The dew bespangling herb and tree.
    Each flower has wept and bow’d toward the east

    Above an hour since : yet you not dress’d ;
           Nay ! not so much as out of bed?
           When all the birds have matins said
           And sung their thankful hymns, ’tis sin,

           Nay, profanation to keep in,
    Whereas a thousand virgins on this day
    Spring, sooner than the lark, to fetch in May.

    Rise and put on your foliage, and be seen
    To come forth, like the spring-time, fresh and green,
           And sweet as Flora.  Take no care

           For jewels for your gown or hair :
           Fear not ; the leaves will strew
           Gems in abundance upon you :
    Besides, the childhood of the day has kept,

    Against you come, some orient pearls unwept ;
           Come and receive them while the light
           Hangs on the dew-locks of the night :
           And Titan on the eastern hill

           Retires himself, or else stands still
    Till you come forth.   Wash, dress, be brief in praying :
    Few beads are best when once we go a-Maying.

    Come, my Corinna, come ; and, coming, mark
    How each field turns a street, each street a park
           Made green and trimm’d with trees : see how

           Devotion gives each house a bough
           Or branch : each porch, each door ere this
           An ark, a tabernacle is,
    Made up of white-thorn neatly interwove ;

    As if here were those cooler shades of love.
           Can such delights be in the street
           And open fields and we not see’t ?
           Come, we’ll abroad ; and let’s obey

           The proclamation made for May :
    And sin no more, as we have done, by staying ;
    But, my Corinna, come, let’s go a-Maying.

    There’s not a budding boy or girl this day
    But is got up, and gone to bring in May.
           A deal of youth, ere this, is come

           Back, and with white-thorn laden home.
           Some have despatch’d their cakes and cream
           Before that we have left to dream :
    And some have wept, and woo’d, and plighted troth,

    And chose their priest, ere we can cast off sloth :
           Many a green-gown has been given ;
           Many a kiss, both odd and even :
           Many a glance too has been sent

           From out the eye, love’s firmament ;
    Many a jest told of the keys betraying
    This night, and locks pick’d, yet we’re not a-Maying.

    Come, let us go while we are in our prime ;
    And take the harmless folly of the time.
           We shall grow old apace, and die

           Before we know our liberty.
           Our life is short, and our days run
           As fast away as does the sun ;
    And, as a vapour or a drop of rain

    Once lost, can ne’er be found again,
           So when or you or I are made
           A fable, song, or fleeting shade,
           All love, all liking, all delight

           Lies drowned with us in endless night.
    Then while time serves, and we are but decaying,
    Come, my Corinna, come, let’s go a-Maying.

  2. On May 4th, 2008 at 3:01 am Axl Says:

    Did mom teach you that song?

    I am really way more glad than I thought I would be to know about m’aider. Thanks!!

  3. On May 5th, 2008 at 6:45 pm d Says:

    No, I found it when I was trying to find some evidence to back up the have-anonymous-sex-in-the-woods rumor.

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