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Today was I Don’t Care How Much It Costs Because It’s My Birthday Day, so I got myself a crossword puzzle magazine and a pen and got my hair did. Cut, color, and did you say eyebrow wax? SURE OKAY, WHY NOT? Then I went tanning. Unlimited tanning for a month for $45. And it doesn’t expire for a month AND TWO DAYS. That’s like 33 days of tanning. Bwa ha ha.

I seriously always thought 50 Cent was saying “Go Charlotte, it’s your birthday.” Ask Chelsey; she’ll tell you. I am a lyrical idiot.

I love my new haircut, even though it’s not what I wanted. I am very bad at vocalizing what I want, but she always makes it look good, so I guess it doesn’t matter.

After I change for dinner, I’ll take a picture so you can see. I should do it today, because she got all fancy with the flat iron and I’ll never make it look this good again. I do not know how to use one. I have one, but it is a mystery to me.

The only bad part of today was the way I find the puddle spots like my car is magnetized to them. I don’t think I found a single spot that did not have a puddle as deep as my ankles, but with all the slush, I couldn’t tell until my feet were in it. Oh well. Now I am home and I won’t be going out again for a few hours, so my feet will probably dry.

Oh, also bad is the way my sister and I have been playing telephone tag all day. I called her back not more than a minute after she called me, and I still only got her voicemail. The first time she called I was in an elevator and I knew if I answered it, the phone would hang up immediately. The second time, Kaity had called at the exact same moment, so I did not even know which one of them I was answering until Kaity started talking. I don’t care what I am doing when she calls next, I will get the phone! Unless I am showering. That might be dangerous! But I won’t be taking a shower until late tonight anyway. Hopefully she calls back before then.

My shoulders are KILLING me. Why am I so sore? These are shoveling shoulders, but I haven’t shoveled. So I don’t know.

The only thing I did not get done today was I wanted to go to the gym before lunch, but I left my hairbrush at home, so I knew I would not be able to wash my hair before my hair. Stupid hairbrush!

Happy birthday to me!

Ooh, Alix is calling!