But think of the children!
| October 17th, 2006 at 22:16 |I never read the comments in the Fark threads until I got the RSS feed on my google homepage. When you click on it, it takes you to the thread instead of the article (which, really, makes sense).
I am so glad I did today.
An article about how flammable children’s halloween costumes can be sparked (heh heh) this comment:
“I wish the government would do something about this. For all you asses that think burning kids are a joke, I have something to say. This is no joke. If you burn a kid, it will die. Not only will it die, it will be in extreme pain until it dies. That only means one thing: screams. Yes, if you burn a child, it will scream. Who needs that shiat? And have you ever smelled a burning child. I have, and I didn’t enjoy it.
So keep your kids unburned; dress them up in a pillowcase and add a brick. Tell everyone they are kittens. If they start on fire, toss them in the lake.”
I had tears running down my cheeks after that one. Thanks, ludditemike.
