i have to pee
| December 17th, 2005 at 22:26 |I like my new doctor … except for the whole part where he wants me to get a colonoscopy ASAP, but even so, there are worse things to have done. Maybe not more embarrassing, maybe not with worse prep, but definitely worse things to have done.
Marcus and I thought about drinking tonight, but I feel weird about drinking at home. I’m not sure why. Besides, while we were looking at the alcohol, my stomach started doing all these weird crampy gassy flips. Whenever that happens, I know I have to either get to the bathroom, or go get some fresh air. Since we were in the grocery store, I opted for fresh air. I’m not sure what triggers it, but as frequently as it happens it’s rather frustrating. I think the frequency is what’s making him want the colonoscopy so quickly, but who knows.
I explained things to my mom and she just said, “Ohhhh, Diana, you have it. You have it, I know it.” It makes me kind of sad, even though I kind of always knew my whole life that I was going to. But Marcus will chastise me for diagnosing myself before I have proof. I’ll just wait until it happens.
I just woke him up because Will Ferrell was cowbelling it with QOTSA. Now I have to pee.
