I wish I knew what it is that …

| July 7th, 2008 at 18:13 |

I wish I knew what it is that is making my arm want to fall off. I think I’m going to have to try to find a doctor’s appointment tomorrow.

Canadia!

| July 6th, 2008 at 20:37 |

This weekend was Kaity’s bachellorette weekend, and a fun time was had by all. I touched a famous fauxhawk. I also had fun trying to decipher the Canadian hieroglyphics, especially the ones in New Brunswick. There was one that was a hand holding a jar, there was a spinning wheel, there was a baby dancing with two rattles (which we figured out was GROOVED ROAD and it was actually a motorcyclist), there was some others, but I forget. Oh! A key! I have no idea what that was. And a truck slamming into a wall! Those crazy Canadians. What with their funny colored money and stuff.

@iamian Go have some coconut d…

| July 5th, 2008 at 14:58 |

@iamian Go have some coconut delight pancakes from the place on the corner of seaside and kuhio ave. For me.

@zorio: I waved to you but I t…

| July 4th, 2008 at 18:38 |

@zorio: I waved to you but I thought you lived in Moncton. Come party with us in Halifax tonight or tomorrow!

We’re listening to the new ne…

| July 4th, 2008 at 12:42 |

We’re listening to the new new kids on the block song on the radio. Not bad!

OMG i’m in canadia!

| July 4th, 2008 at 11:31 |

OMG i’m in canadia!

On our way to halifax. Turned …

| July 4th, 2008 at 10:07 |

On our way to halifax. Turned off twitter device updates because I don’t know verizon’s policy on out of country txting. Call or txt direct!

@mallorywrites: I don’t know w…

| July 3rd, 2008 at 22:33 |

@mallorywrites: I don’t know who Peter is, but the etymologist in me loves that you said “Peter rocks.”

Am I the only one who immediat…

| July 3rd, 2008 at 17:20 |

Am I the only one who immediately thinks of the website and sniggers when they hear a story about the colombian fark?

I’m rocking the icy hot patch …

| July 3rd, 2008 at 13:07 |

I’m rocking the icy hot patch for my shoulder and I think all it has done is make me more aware of the fact that it hurts.

Sat there for twenty minutes t…

| July 3rd, 2008 at 8:10 |

Sat there for twenty minutes to hear him tell me to come back in 2 months. What? Glad there was no copay for that.

Checking in? Cash, credit, or sneak out in the middle of the night?

| July 2nd, 2008 at 22:38 |

Wall-E was cute. I cried. But then I was happy.

My arm feels like it is going to fall off.

My head is full of retardedness.

It’s really hard to like my job when I realize that I do it better and more efficiently when my boss is on vacation. Is this what every grown up feels like? I like my boss. I really do. I thought that if I liked working with someone, it meant I had escaped the Dilbert curse. But I think I do it better when she’s not around? Maybe. Or maybe I’m just imagining things.

[Tangent: When Nate walks around with just jeans on and no shirt, it's all I can do to bite my knuckles and not hump him.]

Jesus fuck my shoulder hurts. I almost think the tylenol made it worse. I’m going to bed.

Ha! I have spread the word haw…

| July 2nd, 2008 at 15:18 |

Ha! I have spread the word hawesome throughout the land. Hayesmne

I love malted milk balls. Srsl…

| July 2nd, 2008 at 13:19 |

I love malted milk balls. Srsly.

@iamian you are going in to wo…

| July 2nd, 2008 at 13:19 |

@iamian you are going in to work late but you didn’t have to worry about spending time finding a condom? I don’t think I follow …

Also horny. Horny and whiny. T…

| July 1st, 2008 at 19:49 |

Also horny. Horny and whiny. They don’t blend well.

I’m bored … How can I make t…

| July 1st, 2008 at 19:47 |

I’m bored … How can I make that whiny sounding enough? I feel very whiny when I menstruate :P

I had a dream last night that …

| July 1st, 2008 at 10:28 |

I had a dream last night that I got a credit card bill in the mail and a notice that they were increasing my limit to $156784247. Hawesome!

Yes, that is a banana in my po…

| June 30th, 2008 at 10:20 |

Yes, that is a banana in my pocket. I like my potassium for breakfast. And my hands were full.

Everyone is talking about eati…

| June 30th, 2008 at 8:41 |

Everyone is talking about eating themselves sick on strawberries over the weekend. I want to eat myself sick on strawberries.